I like a good tweak. How about you?

I’m tweaking, I hope that’s OK with you, if not, tough! I’m doing it anyway.

Tweaking isn’t for everybody but I like a good tweak.

What the hell am I talking about? Am I talking about my life, my diet, my nipples, my site?

You’ll never know for sure and that’s half the fun of it.

Those of you with a dirty mind will doubtless assume I’m talking about nipples, it won’t even occur to you that I’m referring to the grease nipples on a classic car that I’m pretending to own just so I can legitimately insert the word ‘nipples’ into a post. Shame on you!

Confused? Me too, but we won’t let that stop us.

I’m quitting

I’m quitting the aspects of this project that aren’t working for me.

I don’t exactly know what those aspects are yet but as soon as I figure it out I’ll get back to you.

In the meantime I’m going to entertain you with double-entendres and lots of self-deprecating humour.

If you want to unsubscribe, that’s OK, me and the other 28 subscribers will be fine on our own.

No! No! I didn’t mean it. Come back you know I love you.

(*whisper* Have they gone? Good, I never liked them anyway.)

Idiocy aside, the Mona Lisa Million Project is staying – it’s a great idea but it’s badly delivered.

Give me some time to fix it.

Stick with me, it’ll be worth it!

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Here’s the video from the link above:

‘Janet and John’ as read by Sir Terry Wogan.

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